I usually do Horriblesubs if I can

HS are great, but only for running shows, the simple op and ed start-end as chapters is just so convenient

and they don't have older stuff

God I want Zero Suit Samus to sit on my face

+1

Gay

Unlocked shiek so now I have to deal with THAT bullshit

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47510038?__twitter_impression=true

Got an old barely used Made in USA Kobalt socket set for $1. Someone returned it because the ratchet wasn't retaining sockets, and we couldn't get credit because we didn't know the item number... It was just fucking dirty. The little ball got stuck, I sprayed carb cleaner on it and hit it with a hammer, popped right back up, works great.

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Apparently my porn torrent tracker had a breach months ago, and once i finally cleared my cookies or whatever, it demanded I change my password before sign back in, but I can't remember the Throw away email I used so I can reset it. This is the end for Matthew's masturbatory plans tonight, it seems

>not using KeePass to save your EMP login

What is this, amateur hour?

Not that you'll be viewing any amateur content now

It was supposed to be amateur hour

Damn, you got to it before I did.

Huuuh.

Maybe the login credentials are saved on my old phone.

Huhhh

Nope....

why g*d why

Huhh

tfw I have to use pornhub like a fucking scrub now

I have spent the past 20 minutes doing this.

More productive than what I've been doing, boss

Stop smoking meth tim

@johnfrum I got locked out of my EMP account and it's all your fault FUCK YOU

Your what

Matt

Its daylight savings time

And you decide to spend it jerking off?

I've been being a good, chaste boy for the past week, John

been very productive around the house, gf is on the rag and wants nothing to do with my peepee, so yes, I'm gonna crank one out before bed *if that's okay with you*.

Its not

Good, I get off on being naughty.

Faggot.

Happy daylight savings everyone!

huuuuhnnnng

That was the sound of me reaching climax, John.

In case that wasn't clear.