Its daylight savings time

And you decide to spend it jerking off?

I've been being a good, chaste boy for the past week, John

been very productive around the house, gf is on the rag and wants nothing to do with my peepee, so yes, I'm gonna crank one out before bed *if that's okay with you*.

Its not

Good, I get off on being naughty.

Faggot.

Happy daylight savings everyone!

huuuuhnnnng

That was the sound of me reaching climax, John.

In case that wasn't clear.

That was the sound of you typing on Discord like a stupid faggot.

>he doesn't know the power of Russian porn tracker

*Sad!*

>not having sex with gf

lul

>posting gay porn
>gf
Sure buddy

those aren't men

they identify as women

check your privilege

Shut up faggot

Wow this tbh

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Never thought I'd agree with porco

You're both gay though

there is a first time for everything

No u @Millwood

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wow!

while a mod is here @porco can you please either reset my nickname or just change it to royal instead of this absolute abomination someone gave me now

I propose DeerFucker

I'm not some sort of degenerate I don't want to be associated with furries

+1 vote for DeerFucker

yikes

or just finetune that to "RoyalBreastLord"

it used to be that but with the :r: emoji and they removed that

:D

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@🅱royal🅱reastLͫOͤRͫDͤ better now?

The emoji nicknames are cancer though. I hope you understand friend