Sometimes I envy necklets

Gf once tried to choke me during sex and I had to pretend I couldn't breath so she wouldn't feel foolish.

>tried to choke me

That's precious

Well, I asked her to. Even when she leaned into it, she couldn't do it

Next time tell her to use her legs

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i'm a thigh man

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I am no man

One time I choked out one of my coworkers for spraying me with a dish washing hose

Snuck up behind him, got his neck into the crook my elbow, and locked it in

He went down in like 5 seconds

Very exhilarating

*Ha*

I'm feeling kinda chokey right now. <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> you guys have awakened my fetish

Try the blackout challenge if you need a spin on it

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I really, really don't want to die with my dick out

I am going to get haggis when lent is over.

Have you had it before?

A big fuck off log of haggis and eat it with a pint of scotch.

Yes

What is the taste comparable to?

I dunno, like a really mild sausage but with oats instead of meat.

Like liver but way less strong?

Liver is so bad, that iron aftertaste.

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@Pawp have you tried your wax seal yet?

I was about to welt the wax now actually

Let me know how it turns out. I mean, the design we gave you was correct/to your specifications, right?

Yup. It's only up to the chinks if there tolerences hold up

For a wax seal?

What tolerances, you can get sloppy as hell and it wouldn't matter much.

For if the design we made for him actually properly impresses itself into the wax?

John if the design wasn't etched well it will look like shit.

I am lost

What design

There's a difference between a high quality photo and a negative etching

When did this happen and why was I left out