Ohhhhh! Get the EMP.

@Salo Saloson Only an alpha version!

I bet you he can't pass the Turing Test

Mrs Obama it’s been an honor

@DixieBoy76 - KY trashed 'er! Noice.

Our daughter has blue eyes, mine are brown and moms blue

@SuperTomPerry -RI did one of your parents have blue eyes?

Guys I feel like one big family this is great

Yep

This is the coziest ever

Server Admin utilises a modified version of the Chinese criminal detection system, except he can tell if someone has bad optics just by looking at them

@DixieBoy76 - KY only ur the annoying cousin in the "family"

@DixieBoy76 - KY We are family. We all bruthas N sista here...

I'm jk

Yeah this is probably the most active I've seen pledges

Ouch! @SuperTomPerry -RI Direct hit, fire for effect.

don't worry, we'll bully them into activity soon enough

V cozy night, some tism but no spergery

@The Eternal Anglo No lie, I really am quite good at telling if someone's a sperg from talking to them in text.

@SuperTomPerry -RI it’s ok I know

@sigruna14 am I a sperg

The paddling isn't a thing for pledges anymore right?

>some tism
bruh, we had K-pop posted in this place

@Johnny B. Populus thats what im talking bout. 10 rounds

we're hitting some high 'tism levels

@DixieBoy76 - KY Nah

You're cool

@DixieBoy76 - KY im just joshing ya brother! Your a good ole boy

Server Admin has years of experience running the “if sperg” expert system

@SuperTomPerry -RI 10? Well, have at fire commander. Shake & Bake a couple for me.

Never meanin no harm

Running from the law since the day I was born

@sigruna14 Interesting, based and spooky pilled

@Johnny B. Populus mortars 10 rd fire for effect is glorious

@Isabella Locke-MT a glass of water now is worth two once contractions really start. Hydration!

@DixieBoy76 - KY YEEEEEEHEEWWW!

All rounds downrange

@SuperTomPerry -RI Wish I could drop a few in the tube myself. I love artillery.

@ophiuchus I really do. Plus the whole being socialized online thing. Probably not a good thing overall, but it does give the benefit of being able to get a great feel for a personality based on typing style.

@Johnny B. Populus nice!

@Isabella Locke-MT our midwives gave me a major stinkeye when they found out I hadn't forced my wife to drink a ton of water against her objections. They were right to.