Your first date should be swimming

Don't date a girl unless her father has sold her to you for 15 oxen

^

The only way

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I can't swim @dirt flakes

How can’t you swim

I'm not black

https://cdni.rt.com/files/2018.06/article/5b2e5559dda4c808438b4571.jpg
tfw too intelligent for a Republic

always see them without makeup. bitches be crafty

@Metaphysical Monarchist I was never taught

don't date a girl under 5'6 gotta have Olympic babies

you literally just don’t drown

You never went swimming with your school or parents or friends Wow

It’s easy to float

@dirt flakes I'm 5'5", my gf is the same height as me

swimming is so easy lol just move your arms and legs

@Metaphysical Monarchist nope, I've never

My mom was a helicopter parent

why cant people dead mans float

Then it’s just kicking and continued arm movement

Lmfao my baby brother is playing witha stroller and hes just destroying it epic style

And my dad is a boomer parent

ebic style <:dab:402362224527671306>

false, a real white parent pays for expensive swimming lessons at age 3

@IAmHiding epi

Runs super fast with it and slams it into the couch

Epi

Epic

>expensive

nigga it's cheapp af

Well you see I can swim but I can’t ride s bike lol

LOL now hes demanding breast milk

Go to the YMCA nigger

This baby is a literal chad

@Deleted User blacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joxYLYD5eoQ

(((bill maher)))

dusty this is going to be me and you at the washington mall at CPAC next year https://youtu.be/EqqC1uk8KJI

https://youtu.be/YMJUdZX_22s

oy vey goy i want a recession

AMH