Message from @bress222

Discord ID: 460628041064906752


2018-06-25 02:09:51 UTC  

she a THOT

2018-06-25 02:09:54 UTC  

bleach right

2018-06-25 02:10:07 UTC  

hapas have a place to sit on my face

2018-06-25 02:10:10 UTC  

she looks about 5' tall. pass

2018-06-25 02:10:21 UTC  

Don't date a girl unless you've seen her without makeup

2018-06-25 02:10:26 UTC  

@Deleted User those are cute

2018-06-25 02:10:30 UTC  

She’s ain’t white tho so I can pass @Deleted User Until we can gene edit Hapas

2018-06-25 02:10:35 UTC  

i can say with 90% certainty the girl in that photos parents are divorced

2018-06-25 02:10:38 UTC  

Your first date should be swimming

2018-06-25 02:10:38 UTC  

Don't date a girl unless her father has sold her to you for 15 oxen

2018-06-25 02:10:44 UTC  

^

2018-06-25 02:10:49 UTC  

The only way

2018-06-25 02:10:53 UTC  

I can't swim @dirt flakes

2018-06-25 02:11:04 UTC  

How can’t you swim

2018-06-25 02:11:06 UTC  

I'm not black

2018-06-25 02:11:09 UTC  
2018-06-25 02:11:11 UTC  

always see them without makeup. bitches be crafty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/460627992151064576/hogg_makeup.png

2018-06-25 02:11:11 UTC  

@Metaphysical Monarchist I was never taught

2018-06-25 02:11:18 UTC  

don't date a girl under 5'6 gotta have Olympic babies

2018-06-25 02:11:23 UTC  

you literally just don’t drown

2018-06-25 02:11:37 UTC  

You never went swimming with your school or parents or friends Wow

2018-06-25 02:11:48 UTC  

It’s easy to float

2018-06-25 02:11:48 UTC  

@dirt flakes I'm 5'5", my gf is the same height as me

2018-06-25 02:11:49 UTC  

swimming is so easy lol just move your arms and legs

2018-06-25 02:11:54 UTC  

@Metaphysical Monarchist nope, I've never

2018-06-25 02:11:59 UTC  

My mom was a helicopter parent

2018-06-25 02:12:02 UTC  

why cant people dead mans float

2018-06-25 02:12:08 UTC  

Then it’s just kicking and continued arm movement

2018-06-25 02:12:08 UTC  

Lmfao my baby brother is playing witha stroller and hes just destroying it epic style

2018-06-25 02:12:10 UTC  

And my dad is a boomer parent

2018-06-25 02:12:19 UTC  

ebic style <:dab:402362224527671306>

2018-06-25 02:12:19 UTC  

false, a real white parent pays for expensive swimming lessons at age 3

2018-06-25 02:12:29 UTC  
2018-06-25 02:12:30 UTC  

Runs super fast with it and slams it into the couch

2018-06-25 02:12:31 UTC  

Epi

2018-06-25 02:12:32 UTC  

Epic

2018-06-25 02:12:38 UTC  

>expensive

nigga it's cheapp af

2018-06-25 02:12:46 UTC  

Well you see I can swim but I can’t ride s bike lol

2018-06-25 02:12:50 UTC  

LOL now hes demanding breast milk

2018-06-25 02:12:51 UTC  

Go to the YMCA nigger