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Well, I don't feel guilty anymore.

I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.

go buy the dog a bone

She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive

Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.

Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.

I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.

@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.

ill floss on your corpse

I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2FcgrOTY9Ao/maxresdefault.jpg

That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet

if you don't even notice your wife's shrine to you, then my shrine to you has no hope

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I don't have a wife

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i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"

Gf is two letters, fucko

would it be better if i said fiancé?

Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass

wife

wife

wife

wife

A glutton for all things, even punishment, eh?

your common law

its true, i am a masochist

@basker Minnesota isn't a common law state, BITCH

oh i thought it was federal thing

im a canuck

sorry for your loss

"canuck" is an anagram for "an cuck"

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> canadians are always so rude

All Canadians are rude trannies, gotcha

Why do you even care if you'll pay even more for child support

Once a kid enters the equation you may as well get married