i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"

Gf is two letters, fucko

would it be better if i said fiancé?

Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass

wife

wife

wife

wife

A glutton for all things, even punishment, eh?

your common law

its true, i am a masochist

@basker Minnesota isn't a common law state, BITCH

oh i thought it was federal thing

im a canuck

sorry for your loss

"canuck" is an anagram for "an cuck"

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> canadians are always so rude

All Canadians are rude trannies, gotcha

Why do you even care if you'll pay even more for child support

Once a kid enters the equation you may as well get married

can I get a divorce

eyyy raptors won

I was working when it happened, whole bar was chanting 'lets go raptors' and even the chefs were watching the game

Then I got cut early because everybody remembered it's a work night and nobody in Canada parties right bcz it's expensive

oy I haven't been in here for w hile

@Cad it was a tense game

I understand how the Canucks feel, because us kiwis have done something similar in the Australian NBL

https://youtu.be/1Ch9PlvRihM

Don't think we won since, but we went on a 4 from 5 championship streak

@AilurusNOx#3003 not even 7 minutes later
AilurusNOx#3003 has left the server.

lol

what happen

We were evaluated, and found lacking

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