Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 588942493295575040
Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.
I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.
@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.
ill floss on your corpse
I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life
That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet
if you don't even notice your wife's shrine to you, then my shrine to you has no hope
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I don't have a wife
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i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"
Gf is two letters, fucko
would it be better if i said fiancé?
Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass
wife
wife
wife
wife
your common law
its true, i am a masochist
oh i thought it was federal thing
im a canuck
sorry for your loss
"canuck" is an anagram for "an cuck"
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> canadians are always so rude
All Canadians are rude trannies, gotcha
Why do you even care if you'll pay even more for child support
Once a kid enters the equation you may as well get married
can I get a divorce
eyyy raptors won
I was working when it happened, whole bar was chanting 'lets go raptors' and even the chefs were watching the game
Then I got cut early because everybody remembered it's a work night and nobody in Canada parties right bcz it's expensive
oy I haven't been in here for w hile
@Cad it was a tense game