Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 588931885837713411
nice letter tho
or card
She gave that to me on Valentine's day, which means she rooted through my desk to find it
I'm fucked, aren't I
buy her some flowers
as a random suprise
Thanks boomer
She should know better than to expect you to keep every scrap of paper she gives you
But I do
I don't get the problem, just get her flowers then that seems to fix most things
I still have my prom corsage and the letters we used to write back in the 9th grade
That's sweet
The problem is she spent time today putting together a "I love Matthew" shrine and I stomp in the door and start complaining
Huuuuh this sucks
Oh
Maybe I'll wake her up with a backrub and apologize
rub her ||feet||
Then again, I'm only in 2 of those pictures, and Stamper is in 3.
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I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.
go buy the dog a bone
She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive
Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.
Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.
I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.
@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.
ill floss on your corpse
I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life
That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet
if you don't even notice your wife's shrine to you, then my shrine to you has no hope
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I don't have a wife
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i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"
Gf is two letters, fucko
would it be better if i said fiancé?
Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass