Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
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The problem is she spent time today putting together a "I love Matthew" shrine and I stomp in the door and start complaining
Huuuuh this sucks
Oh
Maybe I'll wake her up with a backrub and apologize
rub her ||feet||
Then again, I'm only in 2 of those pictures, and Stamper is in 3.
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Well, I don't feel guilty anymore.
I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.
go buy the dog a bone
She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive
Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.
Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.
I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.
@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.
ill floss on your corpse
I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life
That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet
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I don't have a wife
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i say wife because its shorter than typing out "the lady you aren't married to but are having a baby with"
Gf is two letters, fucko
would it be better if i said fiancé?
Make this mistake again and you'll have rather large handprint on your doughy ass
wife
wife
wife
wife
A glutton for all things, even punishment, eh?
your common law
its true, i am a masochist
oh i thought it was federal thing
im a canuck
sorry for your loss
"canuck" is an anagram for "an cuck"