dont know that one

Also, I am stricken by an intense melancholy right now. Gf stayed home from work today sick, and the first thing I did when I got home was bitch that nothing got done around the house, then I watched TV until just now. Just noticed that she put up this thingy by the front door and now I feel guilty for being such a prick

Huuuuuuh

Curse my few personality flaws

LOL

nice letter tho

or card

She gave that to me on Valentine's day, which means she rooted through my desk to find it

I'm fucked, aren't I

buy her some flowers

as a random suprise

Thanks boomer

She should know better than to expect you to keep every scrap of paper she gives you

But I do

https://youtu.be/SpnSNPg-giU

I don't get the problem, just get her flowers then that seems to fix most things

I still have my prom corsage and the letters we used to write back in the 9th grade

That's sweet

The problem is she spent time today putting together a "I love Matthew" shrine and I stomp in the door and start complaining

Huuuuh this sucks

Oh

Maybe I'll wake her up with a backrub and apologize

rub her ||feet||

Then again, I'm only in 2 of those pictures, and Stamper is in 3.

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Well, I don't feel guilty anymore.

I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.

go buy the dog a bone

She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive

Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.

Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.

I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.

@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.

ill floss on your corpse

I'll outlive you and live a fulfilling, happy life

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2FcgrOTY9Ao/maxresdefault.jpg

That doctor appointment on the board is for prenatal care. We'll probably be actively trying to get pregnant by the end of next month. Get dabbed on, cumlet

if you don't even notice your wife's shrine to you, then my shrine to you has no hope

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I don't have a wife