Message from @Matthew

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2019-06-14 03:12:34 UTC  

@basker the one where people are scrubbing through their memories like youtube and the main guy is O B S E S S E D with finding out if his wife is having an affair

2019-06-14 03:12:48 UTC  

oh yea

2019-06-14 03:12:56 UTC  

i kinda pick through the episodes

2019-06-14 03:13:11 UTC  

the army/monster one is alright

2019-06-14 03:13:57 UTC  

I'm just gonna watch them sequentially and drop whichever ones seem shit

2019-06-14 03:14:23 UTC  

theres a future talent show one thats good

2019-06-14 03:15:36 UTC  

I watched one while I was in Kentucky with my brother that had Miley Cyrus in it that was absolutely awful

2019-06-14 03:16:01 UTC  

dont know that one

2019-06-14 03:18:15 UTC  

Also, I am stricken by an intense melancholy right now. Gf stayed home from work today sick, and the first thing I did when I got home was bitch that nothing got done around the house, then I watched TV until just now. Just noticed that she put up this thingy by the front door and now I feel guilty for being such a prick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/588930174020485130/20190613_221320_1.jpg

2019-06-14 03:18:22 UTC  

Huuuuuuh

2019-06-14 03:19:21 UTC  

Curse my few personality flaws

2019-06-14 03:19:34 UTC  

LOL

2019-06-14 03:19:55 UTC  

nice letter tho

2019-06-14 03:20:01 UTC  

or card

2019-06-14 03:20:25 UTC  

She gave that to me on Valentine's day, which means she rooted through my desk to find it

2019-06-14 03:20:31 UTC  

I'm fucked, aren't I

2019-06-14 03:21:09 UTC  

buy her some flowers

2019-06-14 03:21:18 UTC  

as a random suprise

2019-06-14 03:21:22 UTC  

Thanks boomer

2019-06-14 03:21:40 UTC  

She should know better than to expect you to keep every scrap of paper she gives you

2019-06-14 03:21:56 UTC  

But I do

2019-06-14 03:22:06 UTC  
2019-06-14 03:22:41 UTC  

I don't get the problem, just get her flowers then that seems to fix most things

2019-06-14 03:22:42 UTC  

I still have my prom corsage and the letters we used to write back in the 9th grade

2019-06-14 03:23:11 UTC  

That's sweet

2019-06-14 03:23:32 UTC  

The problem is she spent time today putting together a "I love Matthew" shrine and I stomp in the door and start complaining

2019-06-14 03:23:41 UTC  

Huuuuh this sucks

2019-06-14 03:24:00 UTC  

Oh

2019-06-14 03:24:04 UTC  

Maybe I'll wake her up with a backrub and apologize

2019-06-14 03:24:40 UTC  

rub her ||feet||

2019-06-14 03:24:40 UTC  

Then again, I'm only in 2 of those pictures, and Stamper is in 3.

2019-06-14 03:24:44 UTC  

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2019-06-14 03:25:03 UTC  

Well, I don't feel guilty anymore.

2019-06-14 03:25:17 UTC  

I owe nothing to someone who's so obviously taken the dogpill.

2019-06-14 03:25:37 UTC  

go buy the dog a bone

2019-06-14 03:26:07 UTC  

She knows you care for stamper more than the cat if it's still alive

2019-06-14 03:26:21 UTC  

Then again again, I actively resist having pictures taken of me. Maybe she just didn't have enough for the collage.

2019-06-14 03:27:05 UTC  

Maybe I will surreptitiously replace one of the dog pictures with one of myself and see if she says anything.

2019-06-14 03:27:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/588932541403365377/1487811028160.jpg

2019-06-14 03:28:06 UTC  

I'll get to the bottom of this in no time at all.

2019-06-14 03:28:49 UTC  

@basker also, feet are disgusting and if you ever suggest that again I'll fucking glass you, cunt.