minors take the alcohol themselves

exactly

@timsandtoms

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I got worried

The oil companies assassinated him

And then covered up

BS

The oil companies would never do that

Thank god I don't want murica to bring me freedom just because my country has a little bit of water

your hand looks like you are a 12 year old fat boy @Matthew

@thelizard very specific comparison. You see those often?

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@thelizard see, there are two ways you could interpret that:
1. You are, yourself, a fat 12 year old.
2. You are a pedophile, and a gay one at that.

You can choose whichever one you like more.

everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky

What a non-answer

>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain

No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.

meters in diameter

look at that burger being obsessed with the superior metric system

Also, when you say O B S E S S E D, you have to say it like so

O B S E S S E D

Imagine living rent free in someone's head

I'm sure Matt knows about that

@Tribit remember that old emoji we had that was an animated spelling of a certain slur? Can you make one that's O B S E S S E D?

Because half the population on Earth lives in his head

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I don't understand.

you are all gays

except for me

@androidcrawler for you

I am the straightest person ever

I have a pair of pants hanging outside on the clothesline that are worth more than what an average mongrel makes in a week

Sorry, Mongol

@Matthew why are you so fat

He's not fat

He's just full of freedom

Because I can afford food, obviously. @androidcrawler