Message from @spaqin
Discord ID: 594580893046407193
Yep, you're still a handlet
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that's not a strongbow dark fruits'
shame
cider is very possibly the perfect summer drink
It is
right, i gotta go and buy some right now
Besides, of course, La Croix
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off-brand is better
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but la croix has those v i b e s
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@Matthew nice 250ml can handlet
@Sapharanth nice cope handlet
Who buys it for you?
Buying alcohol for a minor is very degen
minors take the alcohol themselves
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I got worried
The oil companies assassinated him
And then covered up
BS
The oil companies would never do that
Thank god I don't want murica to bring me freedom just because my country has a little bit of water
@thelizard very specific comparison. You see those often?
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@thelizard see, there are two ways you could interpret that:
1. You are, yourself, a fat 12 year old.
2. You are a pedophile, and a gay one at that.
You can choose whichever one you like more.
everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky
What a non-answer
>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain
No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.
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