Message from @Matthew

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2019-06-29 19:26:02 UTC  

You can choose whichever one you like more.

2019-06-29 19:46:26 UTC  

everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky

2019-06-29 19:52:27 UTC  

What a non-answer

2019-06-29 19:52:56 UTC  

>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain

2019-06-29 19:54:25 UTC  

No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.

2019-06-29 19:55:02 UTC  

meters in diameter

2019-06-29 19:55:25 UTC  

look at that burger being obsessed with the superior metric system

2019-06-29 19:55:34 UTC  

Also, when you say O B S E S S E D, you have to say it like so

2019-06-29 19:55:38 UTC  

O B S E S S E D

2019-06-29 19:56:06 UTC  

Imagine living rent free in someone's head

2019-06-29 19:56:19 UTC  

I'm sure Matt knows about that

2019-06-29 19:56:22 UTC  

@Tribit remember that old emoji we had that was an animated spelling of a certain slur? Can you make one that's O B S E S S E D?

2019-06-29 19:56:28 UTC  

Because half the population on Earth lives in his head

2019-06-29 19:57:03 UTC  

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

2019-06-29 19:59:50 UTC  

I don't understand.

2019-06-29 20:01:02 UTC  

you are all gays

2019-06-29 20:01:10 UTC  

except for me

2019-06-29 20:01:17 UTC  
2019-06-29 20:01:17 UTC  

I am the straightest person ever

2019-06-29 20:01:37 UTC  

I have a pair of pants hanging outside on the clothesline that are worth more than what an average mongrel makes in a week

2019-06-29 20:01:40 UTC  

Sorry, Mongol

2019-06-29 20:02:03 UTC  

@Matthew why are you so fat

2019-06-29 20:02:10 UTC  

He's not fat

2019-06-29 20:02:13 UTC  

He's just full of freedom

2019-06-29 20:02:18 UTC  

Because I can afford food, obviously. @androidcrawler

2019-06-29 20:02:28 UTC  

ouch

2019-06-29 20:02:39 UTC  

>he calls what he eats food

2019-06-29 20:02:39 UTC  

Imagine not being able to afford food

2019-06-29 20:02:44 UTC  

Matthew how many guns do you own ?

2019-06-29 20:02:53 UTC  
2019-06-29 20:03:02 UTC  

He has more guns than you have brain cells

2019-06-29 20:03:28 UTC  

Lol

2019-06-29 20:03:40 UTC  

@foxhunt are you a furry

2019-06-29 20:03:47 UTC  

No, he's worse

2019-06-29 20:03:50 UTC  

is this your fursona?

2019-06-29 20:03:51 UTC  

He fucks animals

2019-06-29 20:03:51 UTC  

No

2019-06-29 20:04:11 UTC  

I just like cute animals platonically

2019-06-29 20:04:25 UTC  

Uhhh

2019-06-29 20:04:58 UTC  

2019-06-29 20:05:02 UTC  

oops