Message from @Matthew
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@Sapharanth nice cope handlet
Who buys it for you?
Buying alcohol for a minor is very degen
minors take the alcohol themselves
exactly
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I got worried
The oil companies assassinated him
And then covered up
BS
The oil companies would never do that
Thank god I don't want murica to bring me freedom just because my country has a little bit of water
@thelizard very specific comparison. You see those often?
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@thelizard see, there are two ways you could interpret that:
1. You are, yourself, a fat 12 year old.
2. You are a pedophile, and a gay one at that.
everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky
What a non-answer
>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain
No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.
meters in diameter
look at that burger being obsessed with the superior metric system
Also, when you say O B S E S S E D, you have to say it like so
O B S E S S E D
Imagine living rent free in someone's head
I'm sure Matt knows about that
@Tribit remember that old emoji we had that was an animated spelling of a certain slur? Can you make one that's O B S E S S E D?
Because half the population on Earth lives in his head
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I don't understand.
you are all gays
except for me
@androidcrawler for you
I am the straightest person ever
I have a pair of pants hanging outside on the clothesline that are worth more than what an average mongrel makes in a week
Sorry, Mongol