Message from @SenPyro
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@thelizard see, there are two ways you could interpret that:
1. You are, yourself, a fat 12 year old.
2. You are a pedophile, and a gay one at that.
You can choose whichever one you like more.
everyone who is older than 12 has been 12 at some point in history and had hands if he was lucky
What a non-answer
>the answer was too abstract for tiny American brain
No, dear. What you did was undermine the accusation that you're a 12 year old by saying that Everyone over 12 was 12 at some point. Brilliant deduction. It's a non answer.
meters in diameter
look at that burger being obsessed with the superior metric system
Also, when you say O B S E S S E D, you have to say it like so
O B S E S S E D
Imagine living rent free in someone's head
I'm sure Matt knows about that
@Tribit remember that old emoji we had that was an animated spelling of a certain slur? Can you make one that's O B S E S S E D?
Because half the population on Earth lives in his head
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I don't understand.
you are all gays
except for me
I am the straightest person ever
I have a pair of pants hanging outside on the clothesline that are worth more than what an average mongrel makes in a week
Sorry, Mongol
@Matthew why are you so fat
He's not fat
He's just full of freedom
Because I can afford food, obviously. @androidcrawler
ouch
>he calls what he eats food
Imagine not being able to afford food
Matthew how many guns do you own ?
He has more guns than you have brain cells
Lol
@foxhunt are you a furry
No, he's worse
is this your fursona?
He fucks animals
No
I just like cute animals platonically