Very gay

When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator

Why the fuck do people include the tail

You stupid bayou faggot, who cares

There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game

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Waifu fags arent human

Also, the tail counts, since it's the tastiest part

https://youtu.be/lzCpYB2M7T4

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Manlet rage

They got a tall woman to interview him

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Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/heres-another-sign-the-us-dollar-is-too-strong-burgers/ar-AAEeqrq

You can't make this stuff up

Man, I could go for a white castle slider

Nobody eats just one slider.

Why not?

one slider, onion rings amd a small drink

By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?

Its been a long while, maybe

@onoderaSecurity u r a handlet <:smug:589103776699252887>

he figured it out just now 🙄

HEY

no being gay with the mods

Want me to be gay with you?

no

just dont be gay

you're not my type

besides, delicate, affeminate hands are better for working on PCB's

(Petite Cocked Boys)

tfw have big hands and thin fingers but also have parkinsons shake

why even live

To spite handlets

parkinson shake is a pretty common gaymer antisocial shit

is it? i can't solder for shit since i shake like a retard

maybe its trainable tho idk

>shaking like a nervous small-breed dog