Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 599451881378676746
I'm not Dutch
I love you only in the most physical of ways
Very gay
When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator
Why the fuck do people include the tail
You stupid bayou faggot, who cares
There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game
<:nut:592062666365992963> <:slam:592062549806284841>
Waifu fags arent human
Also, the tail counts, since it's the tastiest part
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Manlet rage
They got a tall woman to interview him
<:madman:589105474226618384>
Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"
Man, I could go for a white castle slider
Nobody eats just one slider.
Why not?
one slider, onion rings amd a small drink
By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?
Its been a long while, maybe
@onoderaSecurity u r a handlet <:smug:589103776699252887>
he figured it out just now 🙄
HEY
no being gay with the mods
Want me to be gay with you?
no
just dont be gay
you're not my type
besides, delicate, affeminate hands are better for working on PCB's
(Petite Cocked Boys)
tfw have big hands and thin fingers but also have parkinsons shake
why even live
To spite handlets