@Matthew 😘

Don't make me give you the forbidden advice

How do I achieve pure sex look like this

Not have cursed genetics

More like have blessed genetics

Are all Dutchman uggos

Not all, I guess

Just you, then?

Plenty uggos just like anywhere, really

I'm not Dutch

@Matthew no need, still love u even though it's not mutual

I love you only in the most physical of ways

Very gay

When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator

Why the fuck do people include the tail

You stupid bayou faggot, who cares

There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game

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Waifu fags arent human

Also, the tail counts, since it's the tastiest part

https://youtu.be/lzCpYB2M7T4

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Manlet rage

They got a tall woman to interview him

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Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/heres-another-sign-the-us-dollar-is-too-strong-burgers/ar-AAEeqrq

You can't make this stuff up

Man, I could go for a white castle slider

Nobody eats just one slider.

Why not?

one slider, onion rings amd a small drink

By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?

Its been a long while, maybe

@onoderaSecurity u r a handlet <:smug:589103776699252887>

he figured it out just now 🙄

HEY