Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 599439671868522499
Don't make me give you the forbidden advice
How do I achieve pure sex look like this
Not have cursed genetics
More like have blessed genetics
Are all Dutchman uggos
Not all, I guess
Just you, then?
Plenty uggos just like anywhere, really
I'm not Dutch
I love you only in the most physical of ways
Very gay
When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator
Why the fuck do people include the tail
You stupid bayou faggot, who cares
There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game
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Waifu fags arent human
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Manlet rage
They got a tall woman to interview him
<:madman:589105474226618384>
Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"
You can't make this stuff up
Man, I could go for a white castle slider
Nobody eats just one slider.
Why not?
one slider, onion rings amd a small drink
By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?
Its been a long while, maybe
@onoderaSecurity u r a handlet <:smug:589103776699252887>
he figured it out just now 🙄
HEY
no being gay with the mods