Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 599439272013201445
Absolutely seething
Don't make me give you the forbidden advice
How do I achieve pure sex look like this
Not have cursed genetics
More like have blessed genetics
Are all Dutchman uggos
Not all, I guess
Just you, then?
Plenty uggos just like anywhere, really
I'm not Dutch
I love you only in the most physical of ways
Very gay
When someone says 7 foot alligator I hate having to do the mental converson to like a 4 foot alligator
Why the fuck do people include the tail
There's more important things to think about. Like how you can play as Peach in the new Nintendo mobile game
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Waifu fags arent human
Also, the tail counts, since it's the tastiest part
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Manlet rage
They got a tall woman to interview him
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Him: "That man twice my size attacked me"
Also Him: "wanna step outside?!"
You can't make this stuff up
Man, I could go for a white castle slider
Nobody eats just one slider.
Why not?
one slider, onion rings amd a small drink
By "one" you mean "two", because they usually come sold in sets, right?
Its been a long while, maybe