They let her pull the punch card lever?

everyone was an "engineer" in the Soviet Union

I'm serious

Potato Engineer

talk to any East Slavic immigrant kid and ask them what their parents did before they came here

somehow all of them were engineers

Latin America uses the title engineer liberally also.

Sadly the grain engineers were let go

*old lady who can't even use a phone*
"oh ya I was a computer engineer"

Borscht engineer

everyone who isn't an engineer puts licensed before their name as a title.

my mom had a degree in "business administration" supposedly

Licensed vodka inspector

"business administration"... in a communist country

with no businesses to administrate

Licensed starvation specialist

oh God the starvation meme again 🙄

“Soup cook? No, I was a Borscht Engineer at The People’s 6th University Commissariat of Victory over Capitalism in Kuzchschzchschhhccszchi Voivodeship”

lmao that's so true😂

We have to give you a hard time because you made it to space first

I am senior soup spoon engineer.

I bet in ComBloc countries they joke about all of us being Афроамериканские Исследования majors

That was supposed to say "African American Studies", right?

Yeah

I think they joke about us having funny pets we let date our daughters

looks like Google Translate still sucks 😂

@Perihelion - CA *Supposedly* former Soviet countries are actually very accepting of race mixing based on surveys

Who conducted these surveys?

Your mom

Got em

Oosh

Only joking friend

‘Twas *my* mom

Are we brothers?

I'm trying to find a map

honestly I don't think it's "wrong", it's more lost in translation

@Perihelion - CA Brothers from another mother

Were these Open Society surveys?

(Crazy Russian grandma)

“Someone close the iron curtain, it’s bright in here!”

#JustUSSRthings

@Perihelion - CA lol I don't think so

I don't think it's bullshit, I think they just misunderstood the question