Oh sweet!

Dog philospher was just uncle Ted in 300bc

to be clear, I wasn't *actually* saying he was the best philosopher, it was just a joke
just making sure you guys don't think I'm crazy

Aquaduct tech was ruining human society

@Perihelion - CA who dat

Diogenes = 300bc Unabomber

Oh

unaboomer

We all know the best philosophers were Celts

Based and tedpilled

Antisthenes or something?

@Jordan - MD mother of pearl 4 years night shift...my mother did that for 2 years I believe. I worked night stocker at a grocery. Take your sleep back

I forget, the dude that founded the cynics

Hey now, Stranglehold is a bad ass song

How original do you have to be to count as a philosopher?

I'm the cutoff

The best philospher was Goethe and Sorrows of Young Wurther is pinnacle of evropean achievment.

@VinceChaos wow. I work second shift right now which is 2 to 11. Its a weird life

My IQ is supposedly 128, can I be a philosopher?

As long as you have footnotes

best philosopher is obviously Jordan B Peterson, guys

Clean your room bucko

No. You can however be an accountant or overeducated barrista

Jordan Peterson is unironically like Scientology

Psychologist /=/ philosopher

Destroy the dragon of entropy by taking out the trash

Oh no I've got to go clean my pene'us

Wash your 🅱enis racist

12 rules for life had some decent stuff in it. I think he might be controlled op though. Or just kinda stupid

Jordan is good if youre a neckbeard tranny with no dad. Like hes a step in the right direction for that guy.

Hes just a Boomer who doesn't realize why nobody's happy

I cant fathom people who accept race realism then dont go alt right

He’s Canadian

There’s your problem

Hes more focused on the individual rather than a collective people

My roommate still loves him. I can’t really fault him for the 12 rules stuff but a lot is common sense. His dad is a piece of shit so it’s good to hear it from others

I've listened to some JBP lectures, he's no dummy

This is how Scientology reels people in. They give advice that is actually pretty good, but it's totally unoriginal and pretty common sense. People take it and think "wow changed my life!" and they start listening to all the wacky stuff.

Literally same thing Jordan Peterson does.

See?

Except Jews and Indians @Jordan - MD lol

Scientology probably genuinely does improve people's lives in the early stages