We wuz philosophers n sheeit

Ive got a bad taste in my mouth about Diogenes because of all the people ive known who like him. Always pretentious nihilists

Just submitted my resignation for a dead end job and signed a contract for a new much better and compelling full time job in my chosen field. Things are going well Evropans <:whitepill:439924104406106113>

Diogenes was a dumbass, unironically

If you don’t keep a copy of Hegel’s Phenomenology of spirit by your desk to swat the cat away what are you doing

Muslim philosophy culminated with them disproving causality. Then the huns killed them all

Guess causality won

@VinceChaos congratulations!

Diogenes was probably a schizophrenic

You know who else is dead? John McCain, and he claimed he was pro-life. Another politician backing down on promises.

"Behold, a man!"

Stunning and brave

@ophiuchus this

@VinceChaos damn I wish I could submit my resignation from clown world

“Haha he said funny stuff lole”

He also masturbated in public and lived in a Barrel

@Jordan - MD thanks. Hope to meet you once you’re a full member. I’m in the dc area

@VinceChaos hell yeah man. Im about to do an inter company transfer to dayshift after 4 years on nights. Im stoked

Dude was just ye olde Brooklyn subway denizen

Oh sweet!

Dog philospher was just uncle Ted in 300bc

to be clear, I wasn't *actually* saying he was the best philosopher, it was just a joke
just making sure you guys don't think I'm crazy

Aquaduct tech was ruining human society

@Perihelion - CA who dat

Diogenes = 300bc Unabomber

Oh

unaboomer

We all know the best philosophers were Celts

Based and tedpilled

Antisthenes or something?

@Jordan - MD mother of pearl 4 years night shift...my mother did that for 2 years I believe. I worked night stocker at a grocery. Take your sleep back

I forget, the dude that founded the cynics

Hey now, Stranglehold is a bad ass song

How original do you have to be to count as a philosopher?

I'm the cutoff

The best philospher was Goethe and Sorrows of Young Wurther is pinnacle of evropean achievment.

@VinceChaos wow. I work second shift right now which is 2 to 11. Its a weird life

My IQ is supposedly 128, can I be a philosopher?

As long as you have footnotes

best philosopher is obviously Jordan B Peterson, guys

Clean your room bucko

No. You can however be an accountant or overeducated barrista