Message from @DeusVolk

Discord ID: 548631011932766228


2019-02-22 22:15:07 UTC  

I have an 11 year old rooster right now

2019-02-22 22:15:46 UTC  

@Jacob in cases like that, you may have to travel to those places. Depending where it’s at you could call and see if anyone could help you. Towns in the US have been very helpful in my experience but they are rapidly digitizing everything in the US so no need to travel

2019-02-22 22:16:03 UTC  

oof

2019-02-22 22:16:29 UTC  

12 eggs? what're you fasting or something?

2019-02-22 22:16:45 UTC  

uh

2019-02-22 22:16:53 UTC  

isn't that the opposite of fasting?

2019-02-22 22:18:10 UTC  

Lol 😂 these eggs are from s smaller breed of chicken called: Old English Bantam so their eggs are smaller; about half the size of a regular chicken egg

2019-02-22 22:18:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/548629676608978944/image0.jpg

2019-02-22 22:20:00 UTC  

cute

2019-02-22 22:21:32 UTC  

Bawk bawk 🐔

2019-02-22 22:21:44 UTC  

I remember in middle school we had a family tree assignment and I got a bad grade because I didn't have a big enough family tree 😥

2019-02-22 22:22:11 UTC  

I just realized the mayflower landed only 70 years prior to the oldest ancestors I’ve found

2019-02-22 22:22:40 UTC  

They had to have yeeted over from England either with the Mayflower or slightly after

2019-02-22 22:22:50 UTC  

I just got the free trial

2019-02-22 22:23:02 UTC  

>tfw filling out family tree and don't even know my parents' birth dates

2019-02-22 22:23:07 UTC  

@Jacob oh no, not a small family tree 😦

2019-02-22 22:23:07 UTC  

well uh this is awkward

2019-02-22 22:23:16 UTC  

Man being an immigrant is rough man

2019-02-22 22:23:22 UTC  

Sorry

2019-02-22 22:23:29 UTC  

oh God no don't bring that up again

2019-02-22 22:23:46 UTC  

👀

2019-02-22 22:23:52 UTC  

Do you guys prefer Monster or Rockstar?

2019-02-22 22:23:53 UTC  

👀

2019-02-22 22:24:00 UTC  

I think Rockstar tastes kinda weird tbh

2019-02-22 22:24:11 UTC  

at least their diet flavors do

2019-02-22 22:24:22 UTC  

Diet Rockstar lol

2019-02-22 22:24:35 UTC  

>energy drinks

2019-02-22 22:24:38 UTC  

I prefer no energy drinks fam. I am a coffee drinker

2019-02-22 22:24:46 UTC  

> coffee

2019-02-22 22:24:49 UTC  

They are bad for your heart

2019-02-22 22:24:53 UTC  

🤢

2019-02-22 22:24:59 UTC  

coffee is bad for your taste buds

2019-02-22 22:25:06 UTC  

Jacob you literally were discussing Pumpkin Spice latte with me the other day

2019-02-22 22:25:19 UTC  

yes because that's not actual coffee

2019-02-22 22:25:37 UTC  

the only good kind of coffee are those really long "white girl" orders

2019-02-22 22:25:40 UTC  

unironically

2019-02-22 22:25:47 UTC  

actual coffee is gross

2019-02-22 22:25:56 UTC  

I've been drinking black coffee since I was 12

2019-02-22 22:26:21 UTC  

@Jacob if you can find any Prussians you'll be able to pull up records like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/548631664306159616/45214_srep100072937-00009.jpg

2019-02-22 22:26:39 UTC  

*any*?

2019-02-22 22:26:53 UTC  

I asked my grandma once if she could tell me any medical history on my grandfather’s side of the family since I’ve never met him and her answer was: “well ... see I’m not really sure who your mom’s father actually was.... things were rough and my parents were taking in a lot of these German soldiers so to answer your question I don’t know who your real grandfather is!” 😱😱🤯