Message from @Lawrence of Eurabia

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2019-02-28 04:25:44 UTC  

People are probably less cautious of moose. Chicken and egg

2019-02-28 04:25:50 UTC  

Like you could play it in COD Black Ops

2019-02-28 04:26:22 UTC  

I'm scared shitless of a moose if I see one out hiking

2019-02-28 04:26:43 UTC  

I wish i lived near them. I want a freezer full of moose

2019-02-28 04:26:51 UTC  

"It was coming right for me!"

2019-02-28 04:27:08 UTC  

I want to start hunting to have deer jerkey on standby

2019-02-28 04:27:11 UTC  

Number one cause of deaths among fishermen in Europe?! Attacked by nesting swans! Mute swans in particular: they are huge and will tip the canoe and hit you with their wings and Drown you

2019-02-28 04:27:24 UTC  

@Grayson I don't believe you

2019-02-28 04:27:32 UTC  

geese and swans are jerks

2019-02-28 04:27:36 UTC  

What? Just grab it by the neck and swing it around lol

2019-02-28 04:27:46 UTC  

Now youve got dinner and a cool story

2019-02-28 04:28:06 UTC  

Nesting Mute Swans are dangerous

2019-02-28 04:28:09 UTC  

Many indian reservations in Montana don't have to obey endangered species laws, and the reservations have no laws about it either, so the indians go out and kill everything from eagles to grizzly.

2019-02-28 04:28:21 UTC  

Geese are bad; Ducks are the supreme species though

2019-02-28 04:28:28 UTC  

only indians can hunt on a reservation

2019-02-28 04:28:39 UTC  

"Deerfield Beach, Florida - A man dashing across a lake on a customised personal watercraft at about 88kph was killed in an apparent collision with a flying duck."

2019-02-28 04:28:53 UTC  

I just cant wrap my mind around an animal with glass bones, no teeth, and no claws being dangerous

2019-02-28 04:28:57 UTC  

@Drover Tom Lies. A duck would never do that

2019-02-28 04:29:15 UTC  

I hope that duck had insurance

2019-02-28 04:29:18 UTC  

sharp hooves will trample you to death

2019-02-28 04:29:38 UTC  

I was talking about the goose

2019-02-28 04:29:40 UTC  

Buffalo are worse

2019-02-28 04:29:45 UTC  

Dang now I miss WildGoose

2019-02-28 04:29:47 UTC  

@Lawrence of Eurabia Outside of Alaska, where else can you find moose in the USA?

2019-02-28 04:29:48 UTC  

Geese can be some mean critters

2019-02-28 04:29:55 UTC  

Obviously moose are dangerous, they weigh like 1200lbs

2019-02-28 04:29:56 UTC  
2019-02-28 04:29:59 UTC  

Montana

2019-02-28 04:30:09 UTC  

@Nico The Great - CA Montana/Idaho/Wyoming/Maine

2019-02-28 04:30:10 UTC  

Any place that borders canada

2019-02-28 04:30:33 UTC  

they're not really on the great plains, i doubt you'd see one in North Dakota

2019-02-28 04:31:00 UTC  

I know a guy back home who killed a wolf

2019-02-28 04:31:03 UTC  

Moose favor water plants

2019-02-28 04:31:03 UTC  

North Dakota borders canada? I need to get better at geography

2019-02-28 04:31:19 UTC  

I almost ran over a black wolf a few months back

2019-02-28 04:31:31 UTC  

Hate crime

2019-02-28 04:31:32 UTC  

didn't mean too

2019-02-28 04:31:49 UTC  

He was a rancher and shot it and just didnt report it

2019-02-28 04:32:05 UTC  

I know plenty of people who've got wolves

2019-02-28 04:32:09 UTC  

poaching is illegal