That gets me so mad

Girls have forgotten why they love puppies so much LOL

my wife

Nothing against animals, BUT THEY AREN'T KIDS !!!

@Solipsistic Vinarchy chad

Animals are better than kids because they can't be white

Lmaoooo

MY BREATH KEEPS GETTING STINKY

WHAT THE HECK IS THE PROBLEM

I GET UP

GO BRUSH MY TEETH

I EAT SOMETHING ELSE

NICKERS LOCK-IN

MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE THAT FOR AN HOUR TILL I BRUSH AGAIN

IS LIFE EVEN WORTH LIVING AT THIS POINT

IF I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH

EVERY 30

MINUTES

Halatosis

Vin you might have an actual issue big guy

Go to the doctor

Get some gum nibba

get ur own gum nibba

if i give you one, every other nibba and their mom will want one

and then my pack will be empty

how am i supposed to smooch hot babes

if i take the babe on a eating date

and my breath smells like

HOT DOG WEINER

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Bring after dinner mints

thatd be REPULSIVE

Okay, what are you putting in your mouth?

Keep em in your car

What are you eating that is making your breath smell

*SHOVES LAMP OFF TABLE*

i had PANCAKES

SAUSAGE

AND POTATOS

THIS MORNING