I EAT SOMETHING ELSE

NICKERS LOCK-IN

MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE THAT FOR AN HOUR TILL I BRUSH AGAIN

IS LIFE EVEN WORTH LIVING AT THIS POINT

IF I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH

EVERY 30

MINUTES

Halatosis

Vin you might have an actual issue big guy

Go to the doctor

Get some gum nibba

get ur own gum nibba

if i give you one, every other nibba and their mom will want one

and then my pack will be empty

how am i supposed to smooch hot babes

if i take the babe on a eating date

and my breath smells like

HOT DOG WEINER

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Bring after dinner mints

thatd be REPULSIVE

Okay, what are you putting in your mouth?

Keep em in your car

What are you eating that is making your breath smell

*SHOVES LAMP OFF TABLE*

i had PANCAKES

SAUSAGE

AND POTATOS

THIS MORNING

Potatos for breakfast.

@Solipsistic Vinarchy n! tell her your training for the nathans hot dog eating competition and that it is part of the package, make your hot dog breath an asset

Potatoes for breakfast?

Potatos.

yes

Better be lifting fat boy

Potatos.......

its a thing

i promise

Yeah potatoes in the morning aren't that odd

Yeah in what ireland?

Outside of your bubble