Message from @[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/

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2020-04-29 15:48:18 UTC  

I’m up

2020-04-29 22:25:10 UTC  

Anyone pin the TC3-AC in this discord yet?

2020-04-29 22:25:39 UTC  

Wait the what

2020-04-29 22:25:42 UTC  

I’m interested

2020-04-29 22:25:47 UTC  

TCCC is my religion

2020-04-29 22:26:25 UTC  

TC3 for All Combatants. It’s what we replaced CLS with starting last summer.

2020-04-29 22:26:38 UTC  

Hell yeah

2020-04-29 22:27:12 UTC  

Let me get my link for you.

2020-04-29 22:28:15 UTC  

PowerPoints, practicals, instructors guide is all there.

2020-04-29 22:52:52 UTC  

Ah Nevermind. I told people to get “Deployed Medicine”

2020-04-29 22:53:25 UTC  

I would already have all of that, but I currently don’t have access to my laptop. If I did, everyone would have TC3.

2020-04-29 23:07:10 UTC  

That’s what we switched to last year from good ol CLS. It really ain’t too far off from it either.

2020-04-30 00:23:26 UTC  

I like it.

2020-04-30 01:31:13 UTC  

My dog hurt a frog

2020-04-30 01:31:18 UTC  

I’m finna cut the frog open

2020-04-30 01:33:16 UTC  

Oh god

2020-04-30 01:36:43 UTC  

Patient has some sort of pneumo or hemothorax

2020-04-30 01:36:59 UTC  

Popped the bubble that formed on the frogs back, no blood. Pneumothorax

2020-04-30 01:37:18 UTC  

Unable to make a occlusive dressing due to the small size of the frog.

2020-04-30 01:37:26 UTC  

Patient will probably perish.

2020-04-30 01:38:34 UTC  

Chunked patient into water

2020-04-30 01:40:07 UTC  

Recovered patient from water

2020-04-30 01:40:16 UTC  

Patient is fucked

2020-04-30 01:40:22 UTC  

Time of getting rekt: 2038

2020-04-30 01:42:21 UTC  

Didn't even check for pulse and blood pressure.

2020-04-30 01:45:35 UTC  

Blood pressure: negative

2020-04-30 01:45:48 UTC  

Pulse: zero lmao

2020-04-30 01:46:00 UTC  

He croaked

2020-04-30 01:46:18 UTC  

He jumped into the tree in the sky

2020-04-30 02:55:26 UTC  

@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck

2020-04-30 02:56:52 UTC  

Glad to help lmao

2020-04-30 02:57:21 UTC  

RIP frogger. Viking burial

2020-04-30 02:57:48 UTC  

I just threw it back in the pond oof

2020-04-30 02:58:07 UTC  

Just like bin laden. Fuck em

2020-04-30 03:00:24 UTC  

I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing

2020-04-30 03:00:43 UTC  

Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief

2020-04-30 03:02:56 UTC  

(Almost) Cadaver lab

2020-04-30 03:02:59 UTC  

Close enough

2020-04-30 03:08:59 UTC  

I’ll go ahead and leave

2020-04-30 03:09:03 UTC  

don’t want court martial