Message from @John Public
Discord ID: 711661250248966214
is your dog sick
My deer
Those are some nice mousemurders. I love my clawed demon. He brings me joy when hes not attempting to eat me๐๐
Mines annoying and I hate her
Mine smacks me with her tail when I'm sleeping
Wait a minute
And I think the fucker turned on the speakers in the living room at 5AM yesterday morning causing fox news to come on full blast at 5AM
How does he know whose on a degen server? Is he a member himself
What
You gonna have to dm him my g
Again pm me for more info. Keep it out of this chat.
My cat heard me and is now attacking my fuckin foot
F
More wacky animal names.....
I need the humor
Name an elephant Tiny
Get a goat and name him horsey
Have a horse name wheelchair
Get a horse and name him goat
Get an alpaca and name it llama
Tame a bear. Name him officer friendly. Inform local pd new office will be coming in. Drop officer friendly off at pd. With electroshock collar. Enjoy
Spending the afternoon watching The Patriot ๐
Going make a bear โGregโ and tell people my room mate is some 6โ5 monster whoโs like 300+
Place small gerbil named Fred E. Human on ballot for mayor
Falcon named floppy
A shark named mino
Name a whale "my ass"
Constantly mention "my ass is breaching"
Name your dog "fat bitch"
Make loud, frequent calls for fat bitch to get over here when in public
Going get a politician and name him โtruthfulโ
@MrCaviar they're pretty expensive and generally not housebroken
And hump EVERYTHING
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There is a town in alaska that has elected a cat mayor for years. This should be a model for all major cities to follow
Buy a hippo. Call him bitey but tell everyone hes super friendly and loves to be hugged
Your move feds
Why post a picture of just two floating shirts? Weird
What do you mean floating shirts? All I see are trees
Oh now I see. Nice shirts. Isn't Peter Griffin supposed to be in that meme tho? Just see the two guys and a fuzzy line
Chuck E. Cheese brand guille suit. For the new girlfriend to stop spending so much time with that crotch goblin of hers๐๐