Why greens gotta taste so fucking bad. 😦

Must pet

That's why I carry my 18" socket bayonet everywhere to send a message to them. I'm going to skewer the first fucker I see and grill it to send a message to the others that I'm the alpha. After securing dominance over the hornets they will make me their king and follow me around. I will be unstoppable

meet bacon and balogna

Heh we named a pig bacon too

When I get a pig, I'm naming it steak to break the cliche

You son of a bitch

You can't stop me

After that I'll get a cow and name it lamb chops

Now I want a bacon cheese burger.

Mmmm cheed Norbert

Postin my dog

is your dog sick

My deer

Those are some nice mousemurders. I love my clawed demon. He brings me joy when hes not attempting to eat me😂😂

Mines annoying and I hate her

Mine smacks me with her tail when I'm sleeping

Wait a minute

And I think the fucker turned on the speakers in the living room at 5AM yesterday morning causing fox news to come on full blast at 5AM

How does he know whose on a degen server? Is he a member himself

What

You gonna have to dm him my g

Again pm me for more info. Keep it out of this chat.

My cat heard me and is now attacking my fuckin foot

F

More wacky animal names.....
I need the humor

Name an elephant Tiny

Get a goat and name him horsey

Have a horse name wheelchair

Get a horse and name him goat

Get an alpaca and name it llama

Tame a bear. Name him officer friendly. Inform local pd new office will be coming in. Drop officer friendly off at pd. With electroshock collar. Enjoy

Get a llama and name it pig

Spending the afternoon watching The Patriot 👍

Going make a bear “Greg” and tell people my room mate is some 6’5 monster who’s like 300+

Place small gerbil named Fred E. Human on ballot for mayor

Falcon named floppy

A shark named mino

Name a whale "my ass"
Constantly mention "my ass is breaching"

Name your dog "fat bitch"
Make loud, frequent calls for fat bitch to get over here when in public