You gonna have to dm him my g

Again pm me for more info. Keep it out of this chat.

My cat heard me and is now attacking my fuckin foot

F

More wacky animal names.....
I need the humor

Name an elephant Tiny

Get a goat and name him horsey

Have a horse name wheelchair

Get a horse and name him goat

Get an alpaca and name it llama

Tame a bear. Name him officer friendly. Inform local pd new office will be coming in. Drop officer friendly off at pd. With electroshock collar. Enjoy

Get a llama and name it pig

Spending the afternoon watching The Patriot 👍

Going make a bear “Greg” and tell people my room mate is some 6’5 monster who’s like 300+

Place small gerbil named Fred E. Human on ballot for mayor

Falcon named floppy

A shark named mino

Name a whale "my ass"
Constantly mention "my ass is breaching"

Name your dog "fat bitch"
Make loud, frequent calls for fat bitch to get over here when in public

Going get a politician and name him “truthful”

@MrCaviar they're pretty expensive and generally not housebroken

And hump EVERYTHING

😆

There is a town in alaska that has elected a cat mayor for years. This should be a model for all major cities to follow

Buy a hippo. Call him bitey but tell everyone hes super friendly and loves to be hugged

Your move feds

Why post a picture of just two floating shirts? Weird

What do you mean floating shirts? All I see are trees

Oh now I see. Nice shirts. Isn't Peter Griffin supposed to be in that meme tho? Just see the two guys and a fuzzy line

Chuck E. Cheese brand guille suit. For the new girlfriend to stop spending so much time with that crotch goblin of hers😂😂

I need to move my fat ass to a state that understands what the 2nd amendment means. Fucking taxachusetts

A state that understands the 2A? I see you are only interested in the exceptionally rare

Compared to mass, every state has an understanding. Only California seems worse than mass in allowing its subjects the right of self defence.

But until then, grog have pointy stick. Many pointy stick for to make the hurting

Village chief no take extended pointy stick from grug. Chief no step on dinosaur

Grog have right to bam bams from flying spaghetti monster in the big blue above. No need chief approval. Will defend cave from all enemy foreign and domestic.

MA allows 80% lowers.

Could you build a compliant ootion?

I could. But time and money spent would be a problem. It works out to be about the same cost to buy used. I should just bite the bullet but if I fuck up its money down the drain.