Go for it

If you want to throw down lemme know

Let’s go to text

Possibly lmao if it’ll save me money. I don’t smoke em that often. Maybe 1 a week

Bet

Don’t want to clog this with our bullshit

Shhh we’re getting our post count up

Lmao I know

Lmao

Send ittt

Send it dude

Ban @Acadian Adventurer

Low flying jet overhead, I'm in bumblefuck Appalachia without any airports capable of one of them landing <:emoji_16:709929012431945748>

It's a secret bomber.

Fuck.

I live about a block away from a hospital with an ambulance chopper. Lol.

They better not strafe Appalachia

Maybe once a month there's a flight for life chopper, first time I've heard a jet

I, Barry Bee Bambi will not allow it

I live pretty close to a prison so I hear automatic gunfire pretty often from their shooting range.

That means there's built in audio camouflage around here.

But why was there a jet overhead flying low? I'm maybe 100 miles from the closest airport

One could be land survey they take pictures

Fuckers better pay me for MY PROPERTY

I think there is a website you can look up flight plans

Oh shit you're right

Nothing in my area

Did you get the license plates? 😂

Yeah, it was a caricature of uncle sam with a huge dick

I recall reading that the government owns the air above your property.

Fuck off govt that's my air

My property, my airspace

I'm gonna need some toll payments or the SAM missile gets armed

I wouldn't mind having an AA battery on my mountain, could be neat

I keep mine in flashlights

Let civilians defend their airspace with a flak 88 again

They'll thank us when the aliens invade

That's next week I think

I better hurry up installing that quad 20mm auto cannon gimbal then

Godspeed

A SAM turret would be hella sexy.