Taxes <:emoji_19:709929013870723163>

Sup

Why is that a thing

Gotta yolo spy puts then swap to calls the next day. Stay one step ahead of JPOW and his magic printer

Yeah, get off my lawn

Hungover

Cuppa jack watchin the storm roll in then a few beers

Kentucky > Texas for gun laws, fight me

I got two ranges in my backyard that can no longer be considered a nuisance thx to state law

I grew up in northern IL, I hate winters because of it

Real Chad's telnet into port 80 and imagine the website based on coding

That was painful to read

The entire bill of rights is largely ignored

`🇧 🇦 🇱 🇰 🇦 🇳 🇮 🇿 🇪`

There's also meme guns and flexin guns, don't forget about those

Get flexed on

I *am* white and I *do* support 2a to an extreme extent

What about campfire hotdogs

Not fair, I want to be drunk

Will it be a big one?

Does it come in mlok?

It's that guy

@Bender

Don't do it

Tricorns recommended

@Anonymoose

He did say to ping him 19x

You'd have like $30

Just stop being poor

Worked for me

Not married but I stopped being poor, great decision

At least half are moose

Thems fightin words boy

Go to dq and get a blizzard

Spent an hour and a half in my car with chili farts

Did you have a good time?

I've got 8 sealed carts for the m50, they're expired by a few years but beats nothing

That's all that matters

ARE YOU A CAWP?

On a scale of white people who think mayo is spicy trying black pepper to I accidentally swapped my contact lens solution with ghost pepper sauce, how spicy?

You mean fourth, right?

Burns both holes?

F

And now I'm here, you're welcome for my presence

Canada isn't even real

Good fishin

I've got a fifth of jack

Low flying jet overhead, I'm in bumblefuck Appalachia without any airports capable of one of them landing <:emoji_16:709929012431945748>

Fuck.

If it comes in sauce form I'm interested

Maybe once a month there's a flight for life chopper, first time I've heard a jet

But why was there a jet overhead flying low? I'm maybe 100 miles from the closest airport

Fuckers better pay me for MY PROPERTY

Oh shit you're right

Nothing in my area

Yeah, it was a caricature of uncle sam with a huge dick

Fuck off govt that's my air

I wouldn't mind having an AA battery on my mountain, could be neat

That's next week I think

Godspeed

Tuskegee syphilis experiment

https://youtu.be/XAa5xb6JitI