I'm not racist my kid is black

wife's son*

ftfy

Sorry dude I'm still trying to work up the courage to just talk to a chick. I don't have the latter phase dynamics down yet.

it'll happen for you some day man

i met my gf at arby's

she was working there

latter phase what now

she was the cheese administrator

@vry_o They have the meats ya know.

this isnt fancy shit, your caveman ancestors figured it out

yeah i was really nervous so i went up to her and put on the most suave face i could and asked "hey could you spare a bit more horsey sauce"

she squirted my bun

i waited for her to come out after work

my caveman ancestors didn't have aspergers like me

i showed her my magic the gathering deck

pulled out all the stops dude

i had to make her mine

just then a NIGGER came out of nowhere and tried to rob us

luckily i had my walther p22 on my side

wow I thought women didn't like magic

hes joking

and now I believe you

no im not fuck you

Maybe I'll bring some of my Warhammer 40k figurines

YES OMG

if it's one thing young women love it's intricate fantasy stuff like that

I painted one set of Grey Knight Terminators and one set of Imperial Fists tactical marines

Did you take them on the date

he probably couldn't even properly set them up for display

Should I bring terrain too

as soon as she walked in and saw them she gushed torrents of pussy juice at him

I have a nice Rolex my dad bought me for Christmas

Bring your blast templates

There is a nice vegan female at the comic shop I go to but I usually avoid her, pretending to belooking around until her make co-worker takes the register. One time it must have been an hour

Male*

reallly

that anxious?

I have anxiety, yes

I've tried lemonbalm and CBT oil in my spaghetti O's.

Nothing helps