Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-02-17 21:03:33 UTC  

@everyone favourite pwediepie video?

2017-02-17 21:03:34 UTC  

about important music

2017-02-17 21:03:36 UTC  

I'll wager my unopened copy of waifu Vargs hvis Lysett Tar Os. Still pure, I've never heard the record as that would defile the work

2017-02-17 21:03:50 UTC  

@Bergstedt FOR REAL?

2017-02-17 21:04:20 UTC  

@diversity_is_racism Sorry man, just pulling your leg 😃

2017-02-17 21:04:37 UTC  

friggen swedes

2017-02-17 21:04:44 UTC  

can't even rp right

2017-02-17 21:04:50 UTC  

I'm actually Alex Birch

2017-02-17 21:04:53 UTC  

shamfur dispray

2017-02-17 21:05:03 UTC  

if you're alex birch, then who am i?

2017-02-17 21:05:10 UTC  

Frank

2017-02-17 21:05:19 UTC  

i dont want to be a dago 😢

2017-02-17 21:05:31 UTC  

i want to be white

2017-02-17 21:05:33 UTC  

why did corrupt go down the crapper

2017-02-17 21:05:37 UTC  

i remember a falling out

2017-02-17 21:05:42 UTC  

who also so happens to know a bit of mma

2017-02-17 21:05:45 UTC  

that shit was proto alt-right for sure

2017-02-17 21:05:47 UTC  

We can't all be lucky to be born as the nordic sub-group.

2017-02-17 21:10:57 UTC  

long live the DLA

2017-02-17 21:14:15 UTC  

@Stürm MMA ain't shit. My sensei Ken says that grappling is useless.

2017-02-17 21:14:28 UTC  

rofl grappling is bullshit

2017-02-17 21:15:52 UTC  

actually shotokan karate has tecniques that just end a fight

2017-02-17 21:15:55 UTC  

that aren't allowed in mma

2017-02-17 21:16:02 UTC  

kick them in the side of hte knee

2017-02-17 21:16:07 UTC  

to break ligaments

2017-02-17 21:16:18 UTC  

grab them and punch them in the face repeatedly

2017-02-17 21:16:18 UTC  

Sensei gave me the nickname dominator because my name is Dom and I'm the best at sparring in the dojo.

2017-02-17 21:16:29 UTC  

mma also doesn't allow upkicks

2017-02-17 21:16:37 UTC  

and gouges/bites

2017-02-17 21:16:46 UTC  

which irl will happen if you try to choke someone to death

2017-02-17 21:16:56 UTC  

like yeah you might kill him but he miiht take out both your eyes

2017-02-17 21:17:22 UTC  

if you tried kicking me in the knee I'd simply counter it

2017-02-17 21:17:28 UTC  

that actually happened to me. bigger htan me guy tackled and chocked me and just stuck a thumb in his eye

2017-02-17 21:17:31 UTC  

and he screamed like a bitch

2017-02-17 21:17:50 UTC  

and let go and threatend toflex it

2017-02-17 21:17:55 UTC  

so he just ran away

2017-02-17 21:17:58 UTC  

and I had eye goo

2017-02-17 21:18:01 UTC  

on my thumb

2017-02-17 21:18:35 UTC  

I thought you were into choking

2017-02-17 21:18:37 UTC  

everyone in this chat has a future