pulled out all the stops dude

i had to make her mine

just then a NIGGER came out of nowhere and tried to rob us

luckily i had my walther p22 on my side

wow I thought women didn't like magic

hes joking

and now I believe you

no im not fuck you

Maybe I'll bring some of my Warhammer 40k figurines

YES OMG

if it's one thing young women love it's intricate fantasy stuff like that

I painted one set of Grey Knight Terminators and one set of Imperial Fists tactical marines

Did you take them on the date

he probably couldn't even properly set them up for display

Should I bring terrain too

as soon as she walked in and saw them she gushed torrents of pussy juice at him

I have a nice Rolex my dad bought me for Christmas

Bring your blast templates

There is a nice vegan female at the comic shop I go to but I usually avoid her, pretending to belooking around until her make co-worker takes the register. One time it must have been an hour

Male*

reallly

that anxious?

I have anxiety, yes

I've tried lemonbalm and CBT oil in my spaghetti O's.

Nothing helps

I was joking about the spaghetti O's, I'm not a child. I eat the ravioli

SODOMIZE

THE

WEAK

https://youtu.be/S8ISgZSARMM

My little Pwnie

selfie time

@diversity_is_racism What would be your top 5 black metal of the last decade?

SAMMATH/KAECK

DEMONCY

INFAMOUS

SERPENT ASCENDING

THAT KIND OF THING

Your doom is already within sight because:

1. You contained smallpox