Message from @Not Malmortus
Discord ID: 463571053931659295
it was just down temporarily
oh thank gawd
One time, when I lived in a garage
I survived on takeout pizza, coffee and bologna sandwiches cause I was living in a garage and couldn't cook anything. Anyway, this extremely poor diet meant that some days I would wake up in the morning with very urgent diarrhea and the nearest toilet was at a Starbucks a 5 minute walk away. This was not going to wait that long. I had to improvise.
I grabbed a plastic shopping bag, spread the handles, and squatted over it, just in time to have my asshole explode and half fill the bag with shit the consistency of a Wendy's frosty. I didn't have a garbage can or anything so I just tied the bag off and threw it in a black garbage bag with some other stuff and dumped the whole thing in an alley a few blocks away.
In my city, it's pretty common for crackheads to cut open your garbage bags to look for documents to steal your identity with and I guess some poor sucker fell for my bag. I went walking through that alley a few days later, the contents of the bag were strewn about, including my shit which was smeared in handprints all over one wall of the alley.
tl;dr some crackhead dug through my garbage and covered themselves in my shit. Feels good man.
made by yours truly <:smug:378698410406051860>
TY
Everyone say goodnight
and don't make too much noises
He was just sending that Antifa to God
remember ((( Alexander Reid Ross )))
>implying antifa go to heaven
Hahahahaha
E T N I C N A T I O N A L I S M
Wtf haha
What do you call it when Mexicans illegally cross US border?
Tresspacito.
some guy sent us this
thoughts?
What the fuck is that
some guy who claims hes a nat soc
Dear god
Tell him to lose weight
shitty meme made not by me