>every fourth person you meet has the same voice
>whenever you put down an item there's a 50% chance the item will glitch all over the place
>Certain objects, if picked up, can never be put down again
>Every couple of hours the entire world will freeze and hang
Sounds like Hell to me

Hm, can I go to Morrowind instead?
>AnCap wizards
>Khajiit sex slaves
>Sensible immigration policy
>All the drugs and substances you can eat

Granted the game is IIRC every bit as broken and buggy as Skyrim if I recall

Who are the ancap wizard referring to?

House Telvanni

Openly tolerates vampires, might makes right, zero fucks given about the state (technically the Empire is in charge of Vvardenfell but what are they gonna do?), and if you kill someone higher up in Telvanni then clearly your position holds more merit and there's no penalty.

Openly opposes the mages guild since the guild puts restrictions on things like research

Gamebryo ftw

I want an elderscrolls game

that lets me murder everyone in charge.

"THere I solved ALL of the problems everyone has, all the dumb fucks that were in charge are dead, now everyone play nice and DONT MAKE ME COME BACK."

Isn't that basically the story of Skyrim? You murder everyone in charge and shout at some dragons until everyone plays nice?

Morrowind too come to think of it. You run around punching Scribs and blighted cliffrazors until you realize one of the five or so fundamentally broken skills has reached the tipping point, then you go stab some Dagoth-Ur cultists in the face, then you go stab God in the face, then you win.

Probably Oblivion too, can't remember, I think that was a bit more clever with it's ending at least but you probably still ended up Emperor or something

@Crow you're not Emperor at the end of Oblivion. You're known for doing some remarkable stuff but you're still just dude mcaverage.

^

yes

Its made very much a plot point that you arent emperor or high king in skyrim

You're a fucken dovekin or whatever tho

And yeah I remember Oblivion now, a plot point was saving/finding/rescuing the last of the Emperor's bloodline, last of the Septims

yea i screwed up both sides of that quest

how i wanted it to go was i killed the high emporor with the dark brother hood quest and take the crown and just be king

lmfao

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