i dunno, the right says that too

normally the left says "The government isn't perfect, lets make it bigger so it can check itself and more people so it works better"

Yup. Big government has never been bad. Definitely never led to the needless deaths of hundreds of millions of people. Never happened

https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1028630934961250304

USA today is right, our current governmental structure is heavily flawed. And I say we should replace it with a monarchy *cough cough*

Just saw a gay pride flag with a black stripe on it and a black lives matter sign next to it. Didn't realize black was a sexuality

"My son in law is going to hell"

"Why, is he gay?"

"Worse... he's black!"

wait... black? wasnt brown used for bbc?

they added a black and brown stripe to it.

I feel that there is an Anal Sex Joke here but I just can shit it out.

Too far?

Perhaps not far enough. You need to go in deeper.

that edit to the flag isnt widely used iirc

Let me just reach my whole arm in to see if i can grasp it.

🤜🏻 👌🏻

did you hear about the midget clown that was sat on by an elephant?

Once they pulled him out his first words were "Well know I know how my buttplug feels"

G-good joke dad

I come from a punny family so you know what kind of joke I was going for.

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apv9Kgkf-z8> Theme of that joke

Random question here

Why doesn't Tim include the articles he uses as sources in the description?

https://twitter.com/angelicatoesies/status/1028746609381859328?s=19

truly a surprise

Que Admiral Ackbar

I was surprised there weren't more dudes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/254648084296892416/478392997084397598/GlNDtkQ.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/254648084296892416/478393122426978305/4ZxIt0u.png

Lmao

what the hell is that map

https://i.imgur.com/O1UOcl2.gif