@wwezombiegod

https://youtu.be/hw5u883ypg4

nothing irritates me more than roommates who don't work or go to school.

and they get up at midnight to turn their phone on speaker, bang pots and pans in the kitchen

and listen to some guy talk about a fucking recipe.

lel

ask them if they want $1000

can't tell if satire or serious ^

http://www.firearmownersunited.com/2019/03/22/nz-police-shut-down-gun-confiscation-website-in-less-than-24-hours-due-to-trolling/?fbclid=IwAR1MNSvEyTxbckNeQYwljdPKcyVV0dB5IRwtNQ4I8llbjQjS7z0sFqthHfU

Which one of you shitlords did this?

lmao

Lmfao

White genocide is real

lol
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-ramps-up-attacks-on-john-mccain-by-dragging-senat-1833472791

Would anyone here care of Trump actually did that? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

I'd die laughing

where's the fuck buried at? I wanna dance the kozachok(cossack dance) on his grave

@Niveron do it with an Obama mask on and tweet it to Megan mccain

great idea.
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but to be fair, his spawn, if she wasn't such a tub of lard, would be pretty.

at least face fuckable

Dog kennel I ordered for my dog came in

Bloody hell

Guess I'll put my kid in it kek

couldn't you just, I dunno, return it

ICE is hiring

A shitload

30 openings for cyber crimes investigator

@TheKekscernist I'm a boomer when it comes to returning stuff through amazon

$63k a year

@Deleted User can I join?

I'll just arrest myself when I join

Haha

Not sure how the work visa situation would work for joining ICE as a Canadian.

You need citizenship

It's a LEO job and a federal job

>first day on job in ICE as Canadian
>arrests self
fucking LEGEND

I think the GET group has corrupted my wife. She’s watching king of the hill and saw a store called Jenson’s Electronic World. All she could see is JEW and had to tell me.

https://www.guns.com/news/2019/03/22/looming-bump-stock-ban-blocked-by-federal-court-order

I can't read the article because of the SJWs in IT security