Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 558665563321270282


2019-03-22 13:58:05 UTC  

I'd die laughing

2019-03-22 14:15:39 UTC  

where's the fuck buried at? I wanna dance the kozachok(cossack dance) on his grave

2019-03-22 14:16:34 UTC  

@Niveron do it with an Obama mask on and tweet it to Megan mccain

2019-03-22 14:17:02 UTC  

great idea.
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2019-03-22 14:17:44 UTC  

but to be fair, his spawn, if she wasn't such a tub of lard, would be pretty.

2019-03-22 14:18:13 UTC  

at least face fuckable

2019-03-22 14:24:47 UTC  

Dog kennel I ordered for my dog came in

2019-03-22 14:24:50 UTC  

Bloody hell

2019-03-22 14:25:04 UTC  

Guess I'll put my kid in it kek

2019-03-22 14:27:05 UTC  

couldn't you just, I dunno, return it

2019-03-22 14:48:16 UTC  

ICE is hiring

2019-03-22 14:48:18 UTC  

A shitload

2019-03-22 14:48:33 UTC  

30 openings for cyber crimes investigator

2019-03-22 14:49:25 UTC  

@TheKekscernist I'm a boomer when it comes to returning stuff through amazon

2019-03-22 14:49:28 UTC  

$63k a year

2019-03-22 14:49:42 UTC  

@Deleted User can I join?

2019-03-22 14:49:50 UTC  

I'll just arrest myself when I join

2019-03-22 14:54:04 UTC  

Haha

2019-03-22 14:54:28 UTC  

Not sure how the work visa situation would work for joining ICE as a Canadian.

2019-03-22 14:57:18 UTC  

You need citizenship

2019-03-22 14:57:29 UTC  

It's a LEO job and a federal job

2019-03-22 15:01:29 UTC  

>first day on job in ICE as Canadian
>arrests self
fucking LEGEND

2019-03-22 15:02:03 UTC  

I think the GET group has corrupted my wife. She’s watching king of the hill and saw a store called Jenson’s Electronic World. All she could see is JEW and had to tell me.

2019-03-22 15:04:00 UTC  

I can't read the article because of the SJWs in IT security

2019-03-22 15:04:04 UTC  

but there you have it bois

2019-03-22 15:05:02 UTC  

@Andrules Odd notice, but still a notice 👌

2019-03-22 15:05:36 UTC  

American, Delta, United, and Alaska Airlines are now offering non-binary gender options for booking

2019-03-22 15:05:44 UTC  

Guess whose planes I'll never sit in again

2019-03-22 15:06:03 UTC  

I haven't flown since 2013

2019-03-22 15:06:14 UTC  

I haven't flown since a month ago

2019-03-22 15:06:27 UTC  

Delta and I fucking hated it

2019-03-22 15:06:44 UTC  

Last year it was Hainan and I loved it so much I wanted to just stay in the airplane

2019-03-22 15:06:46 UTC  

Went to Florida in 2001 after 9/11 to Disney with family. Last time I flew.

2019-03-22 15:06:55 UTC  

I just haven't seen much reason to leave Iowa. I love how you see airlines flying overhead and then they just keep going and leave us the fuck alone

2019-03-22 15:07:09 UTC  

Actually saw a turban head and freaked the fuck out.

2019-03-22 15:07:21 UTC  

Sikh?

2019-03-22 15:07:26 UTC  

Sikhs are alright

2019-03-22 15:07:29 UTC  

I wasn’t audible or anything about it though. So no autistic screaming.

2019-03-22 15:07:33 UTC  

I asked you before what kinda work you do Discernist, and now since you said Iowa, I know the answer. You're a farmer.

2019-03-22 15:07:42 UTC  

Nah the sand people turban heads. Islamic.