Love of your life

Definitely an upgrade

In high school I couldn't bring my gf home or to her house so we went to the theater and I'd get a bj.

5 showings in 5 different theaters. I took her to 1 a night for 2 weeks.

I was getting a bj during kids movies and the looks I got later😂

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Def an upgrade @Ragnarok

For the price of movie tickets you could have just bought a car with tinted windows

@Deleted User I was 15

No license

Still

Anyways my mom knew the theater manager

And gave me shit cause word travelled

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@wwezombiegod I didn't have a kid (until now) or caught an std in all my years

I'm a champion

After I met my wife I reverted back to religion

Now that I think of it

I was autistic as a child

No @wwezombiegod I was autistic

You know the headcrabs off of half life 1?

The headcrab zombies

Remember how they'd slap the wall and blood would appear on the wall?

I did that after masturbation and when asked about it I blamed it on moisture and mold

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🤢

Getting sick just thinking of it

Sorry mate

Its fucking 9pm why so late on the meal?

9pm there*

Oh

Married life is great

Sometimes I fuck my wife so often I forget how many times I fucked her today

I can't remember if it was two or three times today

Can't remember what I did this morning when I woke up

lol

my phone died

was at 2%

at home now having some cauliflower and tuna pie for dinner

healthy and delicious

I do have some pasta with a custom recipe for sauce here