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So then we split up and I got into corrections, then got sent to the academy and the uniform and some really good cologne got them all over me
Her replacement wasn't really all that attractive, really thicc, has three kids but it was definitely no emotional attachment
And then some bartender soccer mom who I used to fuck in the back of her truck on dirt roads
Can't remember her name
And then some other chick who I caught naked with her hotter friend in a pool at an apartment complex
Her boyfriend was there
But then later on I decided to take her by right of conquest
And then abandon the colony
Friend of mine was going to fuck some whore we knew from high school.
Few weeks before she was on fb telling everyone she got "the clap"
So I tell him this and everytime me and the guys see him we clap.<:happy:448313383846936576>
And then I met my wife
Love of your life
Definitely an upgrade
In high school I couldn't bring my gf home or to her house so we went to the theater and I'd get a bj.
5 showings in 5 different theaters. I took her to 1 a night for 2 weeks.
I was getting a bj during kids movies and the looks I got later😂
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Def an upgrade @Ragnarok
For the price of movie tickets you could have just bought a car with tinted windows
@Deleted User I was 15
No license
Anyways my mom knew the theater manager
And gave me shit cause word travelled
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@wwezombiegod I didn't have a kid (until now) or caught an std in all my years
I'm a champion
After I met my wife I reverted back to religion
Now that I think of it
I was autistic as a child
No @wwezombiegod I was autistic
You know the headcrabs off of half life 1?
The headcrab zombies
Remember how they'd slap the wall and blood would appear on the wall?
I did that after masturbation and when asked about it I blamed it on moisture and mold
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Getting sick just thinking of it
Sorry mate
Its fucking 9pm why so late on the meal?
9pm there*