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@wwezombiegod I didn't have a kid (until now) or caught an std in all my years

I'm a champion

After I met my wife I reverted back to religion

Now that I think of it

I was autistic as a child

No @wwezombiegod I was autistic

You know the headcrabs off of half life 1?

The headcrab zombies

Remember how they'd slap the wall and blood would appear on the wall?

I did that after masturbation and when asked about it I blamed it on moisture and mold

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🤢

Getting sick just thinking of it

Sorry mate

Its fucking 9pm why so late on the meal?

9pm there*

Oh

Married life is great

Sometimes I fuck my wife so often I forget how many times I fucked her today

I can't remember if it was two or three times today

Can't remember what I did this morning when I woke up

lol

my phone died

was at 2%

at home now having some cauliflower and tuna pie for dinner

healthy and delicious

I do have some pasta with a custom recipe for sauce here

anywah

i was making a joke about jewish women having big tits

to continue

Well joo women are nice if you don't think about the nose

its because they don't have ( • ) ( • )

yeap

Yeah

milk tanks

Someone post it

to be precise

they have ((( • ))) ((( • )))

Let me find it

get it