Message from @Thornberry
Discord ID: 576133988935139330
Friend of mine was going to fuck some whore we knew from high school.
Few weeks before she was on fb telling everyone she got "the clap"
So I tell him this and everytime me and the guys see him we clap.<:happy:448313383846936576>
And then I met my wife
Love of your life
Definitely an upgrade
In high school I couldn't bring my gf home or to her house so we went to the theater and I'd get a bj.
5 showings in 5 different theaters. I took her to 1 a night for 2 weeks.
I was getting a bj during kids movies and the looks I got later😂
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Def an upgrade @Ragnarok
For the price of movie tickets you could have just bought a car with tinted windows
@Deleted User I was 15
No license
Still
Anyways my mom knew the theater manager
And gave me shit cause word travelled
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@wwezombiegod I didn't have a kid (until now) or caught an std in all my years
I'm a champion
After I met my wife I reverted back to religion
Now that I think of it
No @wwezombiegod I was autistic
You know the headcrabs off of half life 1?
The headcrab zombies
Remember how they'd slap the wall and blood would appear on the wall?
I did that after masturbation and when asked about it I blamed it on moisture and mold
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🤢
Getting sick just thinking of it
Sorry mate
Its fucking 9pm why so late on the meal?
9pm there*
Oh
Married life is great
Sometimes I fuck my wife so often I forget how many times I fucked her today
I can't remember if it was two or three times today
Can't remember what I did this morning when I woke up
lol
my phone died
was at 2%
at home now having some cauliflower and tuna pie for dinner