Message from @Thornberry
Discord ID: 576135038215782400
Still
Anyways my mom knew the theater manager
And gave me shit cause word travelled
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@wwezombiegod I didn't have a kid (until now) or caught an std in all my years
I'm a champion
After I met my wife I reverted back to religion
Now that I think of it
I was autistic as a child
No @wwezombiegod I was autistic
You know the headcrabs off of half life 1?
The headcrab zombies
Remember how they'd slap the wall and blood would appear on the wall?
I did that after masturbation and when asked about it I blamed it on moisture and mold
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Getting sick just thinking of it
Sorry mate
Its fucking 9pm why so late on the meal?
Oh
Married life is great
Sometimes I fuck my wife so often I forget how many times I fucked her today
I can't remember if it was two or three times today
Can't remember what I did this morning when I woke up
lol
my phone died
was at 2%
at home now having some cauliflower and tuna pie for dinner
healthy and delicious
I do have some pasta with a custom recipe for sauce here
anywah
i was making a joke about jewish women having big tits
to continue
Well joo women are nice if you don't think about the nose
its because they don't have ( • ) ( • )
yeap
Yeah
milk tanks
Someone post it