That kind of thing

Or so i imagined it

is this something in use?

no..they won't pay for your burial or disposal or anything.. they will take your body, do whatever they and then throw the family the remains to deal with them

So many people in U.S. pay thousands for disposal of their dead family members corpses

oh that's fucked up

Death is a good business

@ExceptionalFeather how much is cremation anyway?

idk couple thousand I believe

1 galon of gas and a matchbox if you do it yourself 😄

tru

need multiple gallons though

diy cremation 🤣

ad will smell awful

but yes, public services on dying are thousands of dorruuu 😦

oi do you have loicense for that ?

Id ask to sell my body when I die, and pass the money to charity

or donate your body to a farmer,

Make your corpse pig food 😄

that'll be free

that could work

some pig farmers has done that, inadvertantly

died with the pigs and gotten eaten

not sure how hormones might fuck up the pigs though

probably better to become plant fertilizer

...Isnt a 'natural' shallow grave the simplest/most reasonable one?

what hormones are you thinking of?

If you just bury somebody without a coffin

They will naturally decay in the earth

well there is this where you become buried with a tree

Burried UNDER a tree? 😄

you still decompose with a wood coffin

and be reborn as an elf?

....wood elf

idk @Nicklii but from what I understand cannibalism bad for you because of hormones will fuck with your brain

Well, it takes alot longer that way

your brain will fuck up THEIR brain when you do cannibalism

why the fuck do I want to pay for a coffin though

was it hormones tho ?

not proteins ?

I find the idea of planting a sapling above somebodies grave kind of cute though.

human proteins